My God! It's full of stars! (shadydave) wrote,
My God! It's full of stars!

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Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion

So, after going to Chili's with Mal and fortifying ourselves with margaritas, we went to see Twilight.

I have concluded that this movie was: 50% long, awkward stares while Kristin Stewart makes her patented orgasm!face; 25% ridiculously spinny shots of scenery (which to be fair was quite pretty -- yay Oregon! -- but I don't think it's best captured by making giant crazy spirals with the camera EVERY 10 MINUTES); 15% clown makeup; 5% sweaty sparkles; 4% plot; and 1% THAT IS NOT HOW YOU THROW A BASEBALL.

In conclusion: watch this instead.
Tags: most vampire lore is crap, movies
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